October 2008
36 posts
which kind of person are you?
Here’s a cool experiment: give people a quiz, tell them they’ll get $1 for each correct answer. three groups: 1) hand answers in, get your pay, 2) you’re given the correct answers, count yourself, give me the sheet and just tell me and I’ll pay you 3) you’re given the correct answers, count them, shred your answers, then come and tell me. people cheat in the last two...
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McCain's platform
huge:
…from tonight’s debate:
Enact a “spending freeze” on the government. But it must buy every bad mortgage. And keep all current tax cuts. And cut taxes further. So we’re going to stop spending money by spending more money and making less money.
Invest heavily in alternative energy sources, which include “hybrid” and “battery”, apparently without spending any money since we’ll be in a...
Phish tickets on sale on shabbat
“Tickets go on sale to the public on Saturday, October 18th at 10 AM EST and may be purchased online at ticketmaster.com or by phone at 757.671.8100, 757.872.8100 or 804.262.8100. Tickets will not be available at the venue box office and there is a two-ticket limit per show.” sadly, as you all know, i’ll be observing the holy sabbath at that time. thus, i expect the goyim among...
Seven Dwarfs Meet the Pope
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Holy Father.
Dopey leads the pack. “Dopey, my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?”
Dopey asks, “Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd...
Obama Releases iPhone Recruiting, Campaign Tool →
huge:
This is really, really hot. The app will sort your contacts by battleground state so you can call them. You can watch videos and read about the issues. It uses GPS to find campaign events in your area. You can also sign up for email or SMS alerts right from the app.
Very cool!
yesterday, an old lady looked down at my pink crocs and said, “i like your feet…..cheerio.” hard to beat that
today, i passed babraham [insert “lincoln” here, remember wayne’s world, and then laugh hysterically]
amazingly, the girl i “stayed” with in london used the same shampoo i used which is only available from a salon in manhattan. that’s funny.
the last common ancestor between humans and flies probably did not even have a brain
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